EUROSONG CONTEST!!
GRANNY TRANNY FANNY SHOCK!!
By our Israeli reporter, Uri Spoon-Bendit
Speaking from her luxury apartment in the smarter part of Tel Aviv, the Israeli singing
sensation and drag artiste Dana International revealed for the first time details of her
year-long relationship with the talented but turbulent mystic star Granny.
"Zis Granny, ee is 'ow you say...hot
stuff!" Miss International gushed, as she poured herself a glass of alcohol-free
lager. "When ee fuck me, ee take me to ze.... Golan Heights - if you get my drift,
baby."
She leant forward. "Until
we met that wonderful night at Number 10, I'd never been with such a real man
before," she pressed on, eagerly. "He make that...what you call him...Gordon
Brown....seem like a silly schoolboy."
Elegantly crossing her long, tanned and shaved
legs, she was clearly warming to the memories. "For 'im I make ze ultimate
sacrifice," she said then.
"What's that, Miss
International?" a man shouted from the press throng. It was Peter Snow.
"I have...how you call
it....ze CHOP!" Dana purred. "For Granny I must be ze complete wife - in every
way!!"
"You boys wanna see it?" she offered.
"Tenner each and I'll drop 'em!"
(Continued tomorrow - only in your Super Soaraway
Sun. The paper that supports Our Boys!)
