So, dear gentle readers, we feel obliged to do a
certain small amount of improvements to the page. 0.2 percent, in fact. Thus you can look
forward to a clearer, easier to read, better laid out rag over the coming weeks.
Sitting here contemplating not really very much, the thought struck me that
maybe you'd like to see some of the comments which readers were kind enough to send in.
And they're not all complimentary, by the way!! No, not at all!!! Here are one or two
which my secretary has pinned to the bathroom wall for those difficult and trying sit-down
sessions.
"Great page! Well done! If it continues
like this, I'll be wanting it for my Dome!"
P Mandelson MP
"It's a nightmare! I hate
computers." Robert Wilson
"Loved the pic, kid. Look me up next time
you're in LA." Leonardo DiCaprio
"You should tell that Tony to take a
hike! And he should stop using my nickname, by the way. New Labour, new Tony." A
Blair MP
"I've never read such a load of
self-referential, feeble, puerile attempts at "wit" in my whole life. Seen
better in a school magazine. Primary school at that. Considering the gifts bestowed on you
at birth, and the selfless way your mother and I sacrificed for you all your childhood,
you should be a Captain of Industry by now. Ronald from two doors down is a manager in the
Co-op, you know. But I hear you're nothing more than a shop assistant."
Your dad.
"This page looks best when viewed on
Microsoft Internet Explorer." W Gates.
"It was in the cards that all this would
happen. Where's that joint? Oh - that'll be fifteen quid, by the way." Granny
"Not only am I a raving homosexual, but
I'm also a hopeless drug addict." Uncle Quentin
"President Clinton
fucks little girls' faces then expects to be praised for championing abortion clinics. So
what? So we can get our insides scraped?" Germaine Greer
"The so-called Peace Process won't even
see out the Spring, far less the Summer. There are far too many vested interests wanting
the war to continue. It is the nature of our species to divide into opposing camps and
hate each other. That is our fatal flaw, and it will quite quickly now lead to our
extermination." magnificat
(Thanks to Tony for the original suggestion.)
